Prompt: Bella and Edward discuss sex like mature adults.
I tried but omg Bella is a child at heart and Edward is the dweebiest of dweebs so there will never be real maturity here.
Rated: T for mentions of sex, but nothing too explicit.
… What is my life.
I think this is during a period between Bella finding out Edward’s a vampire and them actually becoming a couple. Bella derps her way through school and Edward derps his way through having a conversation with someone whose mind he can’t read. LOLARITY ENSUES??? ALSO FIRST PERSON BECAUSE THIS WAS WRITTEN BACK WHEN I THOUGHT REDOING THE SERIES IN FIRST PERSON WAS A GOOD IDEA???
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